Knight Jokes

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi

What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.

What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?

'Fortnite'

Why did the knight cross the road

He can not because his armor was to heavy

What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight

What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?

You

knight HAHAHAHA

Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..

One a Knight was called a kuhnigitt that's because he was one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!j[iroyh'mjr't[b

Good Nite, boys. I like goodies

My name is bob and I am a cow. My Grandfather was a knight and his name was Sir Loin

Hello everyone to the first hollow knight meeting

What did the knight say when he went to bed?

Good Knight!!!! lul

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Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.