I am sick and tired of horror movies it is always the stupid ones that die first. when you see a guy in a dark bloody coat and a knife, he ain’t there to just look at yah run; Don’t scream run.

At work: Hey guys I’m gonna arnold clock out now.

“And then I said KNIFE to meet you.”

“You stabbed my brother!”

“It’s okay, I’m in STABle condition!”

An alien walks in to a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him and the alien touches his shoulder. The man says do that one more time and I’ll run you over. The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says do that again and I’ll chop your dick off. He touches him again. The man pulls the aliens pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.

Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!

James Arnold: my grandma walk in while I was knife raping my wife.

What did the knife say to the other knife? Knife to meet you

Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gunna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘ re re‘ and your like ‘ re re ‘ yourself motherf*ucker and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SUPRIZE the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!

me:hi Jaiden bully/Jaiden harper:leave me alone weirdo me:wow says the one who didn’t pass 3RD grade bully/Jaiden harper:"hits" me:calls fbi and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves"bye bye" fbi:“FBI OPEN UP!!!”

Knife to meet u all!

whats green and is dangerous

KERMIT WITH A FLIP KNIFE

Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.

I made sure it didn’t outsmart me.

What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.

Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife in his car and know one could see him. He threw the body out the car and thew the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife is dead and to come to the sene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops amediently arrested him. Why? ANSWER: The cops never said qhere the sene of the crime is.

will: Let’s bring Hannibal a gift today! beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that! will: Yey! beverly: What should we bring him? will: holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile come in the bucket!

A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, “You first”

Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock the man who knife raped his wife.

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

why couldnt the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window? It reminded him of Arnold Clock the man convicted of knife raping his wife.

Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?

Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife

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