Kids jokes
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
My som
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"