Kids jokes
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.