Kids jokes
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.