Kids jokes
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Memes
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.