Kids jokes
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.