Kids jokes
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Memes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"