Kids jokes
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!