Kids jokes
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Willy Wonka meme
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.