Kids jokes
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"