Kids jokes

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

What do you call a squad of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.

One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

How does an emo kid compliment one another?

Like your cuts, G.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.