Kids jokes
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.