I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Kids Jokes
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
