Kids jokes
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."