Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Kids Jokes
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Shit, if somebody invades America, the Crips and the Bloods are gonna call a truce so that they can get the big toys out and call Geneva achievement. White women would ride into battle riding lions, tigers, and bears while claymore-strapped rhumbas swept the streets. There's a reason Putin keeps threatening to boom boom us with the boom booms and make you see x-rays before you go go.
We have freaking cannibals still. Hell, we have more guns than people. Dodging bullets has become a rite of passage. Just look at how we raise our kids on caffeine and M16s playing Call of Duty. Then we send them into the warzone known as the American public education system with no weapons. No means to protect themselves other than with their fists. Here Timmy, fight off the bullets with your bare fist and hope you can zig-zag. Hell, the quiet kids in this country start dropping bodies just cause you teased them. The fuck you think's gonna happen when Timmy can't get his damn chicken nuggets and you took his internet out?
Hell, the gangs in America would no longer make their money off the drugs illegally. They'd be our medics and taking bets on kill shots. Don't even get me started on the unhinged millennials the moment they can't get their mood stabilizers. War crimes would become an art form and we'd run around like we playing Pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Americans would turn war crimes into an extreme sport while the military stands back and records it just so they can show the rest of the world the example of why not to fuck with us. Shit, Geneva Convention would turn into a to-do list on every American household fridge. We take that shit so seriously we'd have Comedy Central sending Kevin Hart to tell us rules for engagement. Racism in America would be single-handedly by ended as Billy Bob and Tyrone high five because they think they just unlocked the super secret duck hunt level with foreign paratroopers. Shit somebody please threaten us with a good time. Invade the United States. Let us show you why the first color in our flag is red.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
