Kids jokes
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
A depressed kid went to go high five a tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."