What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Kids Jokes
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
