Kids jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.