Kid

Kid jokes

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

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  • Me: How does this thing work?

    ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

    ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

    Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

    Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

    A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."

    Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.

    Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

    Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.

    Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.

    Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

    Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

    What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.

    This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

    "Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."

    "Why not?"

    "He keeps peeing in the pool."

    "Well, all kids pee in the pool."

    "Not from the diving board!"

    When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

    Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

    He kept cutting in line.