Kid jokes
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.