Kid jokes
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I can smell your kids!
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!