Kid jokes
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."