rape isn't a joke unless you watch youtube kids.
What do you call a gay kid on fire
So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone. Kids play with both of them
What does Kurt Cobain and emo kid have in common ? They both smell like "Teen Spirit"
why are cancer kids so fly
because they got the drip
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked "What does that mean?"
I said "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Bro I’m so pissed there is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps I hate that guy in the weelchair
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians
There both vegetables in serotonin ways
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face
Fortnite balls im gay i like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil mosey is white
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society