Kid jokes
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
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What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"
After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.