Joke jokes
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!