Joke jokes
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.