Joke jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
What is a good time?
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.