Joke jokes
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.