Joke jokes
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.