Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Joke Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
