Joke jokes
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.