Joke jokes
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.