Joke jokes
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
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What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.