Joke jokes
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"