Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Joke Jokes
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
