Joke jokes

I asked an orphan where his parents were.

(God, I wish I knew)

What do you call a group of emos?

A Suicide Squad.

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

Butt hehe.

How did 10 die?

Because it was in between 9 and 11.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Me: I hit an orphan!

Mom: OMG WHY?

Me: Not like they can tell their parents-

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.