Joke jokes
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Me. I am the joke.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.