Joke jokes
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"