Joke jokes
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.