Joke jokes
Chode.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”