Joke jokes
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?