Joke jokes
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.