Joke jokes
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.