Joke jokes
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!