Joke jokes
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Yo mama!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.