Joke jokes
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.