Joke jokes
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.