Joke jokes
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.