I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
Joke Jokes
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
