Joke jokes
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"