Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Joke Jokes
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
