Joke jokes
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
The world is a freaking rape joke.
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.