Joke jokes
A single sentence walks into a bar.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"