Joke jokes

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?

A. The baby girl.

Two pedos are on the beach.

One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.

A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."

The world is a freaking rape joke.

What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.

Why do leaves change color in the fall?

Because they want to leaf their old color.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows. No body, nose.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.