Joke jokes

A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A single sentence walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?

A. The baby girl.

Two pedos are on the beach.

One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.

Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."

The world is a freaking rape joke.

What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?

The Boston marathon finish line.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

Fortnite is good.

(Awesome joke, right?)

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"

I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."