Joke jokes
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!