Joke jokes
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!