Joke jokes

What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

A: Garry Glitter's boots.

Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?

A. The baby girl.

Two pedos are on the beach.

One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.

Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."

The world is a freaking rape joke.

A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.

What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?

The Boston marathon finish line.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.

I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"