Joke jokes
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
So, no head?
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.