Joke jokes
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.