Joke jokes
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.