Joke jokes
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........