Joke jokes
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.