Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Joke Jokes
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
Why canβt you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the βPβ is silent.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. π€’ π€£
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
