Joke jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A kinder surprise.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?

Fatherless.

What does LMAO stand for?

Launching Moms At Orphans.