Joke jokes
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.