Joke jokes
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!