Joke jokes
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!