Joke jokes
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."