Joke jokes
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.