Joke jokes
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.