Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Joke Jokes
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
