Joke jokes
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
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What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.