Joke jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.