Joke jokes
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
Dad: I'm dying.
Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].
Dad: Really, now is not the time.
Son: I'm sorry.
Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.