Joke jokes
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Dad: I'm dying.
Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].
Dad: Really, now is not the time.
Son: I'm sorry.
Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.