What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
Joke Jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
