Joke jokes
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!