Joke jokes
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Oofer.