Joke jokes
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.