What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
Joke Jokes
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Oofer.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
