Joke jokes
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.