Joke

Joke jokes

Difference

    • What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

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    • Bathroom scale

    • A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

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    • Comic

    • Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

    A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".
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    • Joke memes

    Rose

    • ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.

    Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.

    Get your mind out of the gutter.

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    • Hospital

    • What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

    No seriously, what is it?

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    • Sister

    • My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.

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    • Nun

    • What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

    One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.

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