Joke jokes
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.