Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan
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If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
what do you call a train with buble gum?
a chew chew train
oh man im depressed
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo’s World
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss
Chuck Norris one put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny? The punchline isn’t apparent.
My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question
What’s the best part about twenty eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
