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Joke jokes

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Difference

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

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  • Memes

    Bathroom scale

    A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

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  • Contest

    I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.

    No pun in ten did.

    Golf Ball

    What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

    A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    Plane

    I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

    It didn't land too well.

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  • Emo kid

    What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?

    It left him hanging.

    Blonde

    Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."

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  • Cancer

    Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?

    A: My dad didn't beat cancer...

    Number

    So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.

    Orphan

    It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."

    Restroom

    If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

    European.

    What are you on your way to the bathroom?

    Russian.