Joke

Joke jokes

Skeleton

    • What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?

    "You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"

    Joke memes

    Meat

    • Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

    So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.

    Cow

    • A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

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    • Cookie

    • Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

    What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

    What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.

    Nut

    • Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

    Friend: May.

    Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?

    Nickel

    • Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

    Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

    One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

    Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”