What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What do you call a autism kid with a gun?
Special forces
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded? I can Nazi!
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
So we all know that old kids joke why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer...
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
These ain't jokes these just sad truths
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
Who Do You Think Is The Fastest Reader? Incorrect It's 9/11, It Went Through 100 Stories In 2 Seconds.
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
