Joke jokes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Hahah, funny joke!
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.