Joke jokes
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.