Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
It must be not a good suicide story if you can tell it.
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Teacher: Johnny can you use a sentence with definitely in it Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them Teacher: of cause not Johnny Little Johnny: then I’ve definitely shat myself
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers
Knock knock Whos there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you would never forget
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
I tried to get my bloood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside
To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
