Joke

Joke jokes

Theme Park

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

Mama

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Brother

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.

Mom

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!

9/11

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

Language

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Time

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

Mom

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

Parrot

What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?

"Polly want a quacker!"

Worst joke ever.

Number

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).