Joke

Joke jokes

Costume

  • I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

    Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

    Person 2: What was it?

    Person 1: He went as himself.

    Woman

  • A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

    Orphan

  • Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

    Cent

  • "Does this make any cents?" a man says.

    "Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

    Glue

  • What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!