Joke jokes
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Orphan joke.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Telling jokes is snow problem.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
The joke is me.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
I love jokes about buses.