Joke jokes
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Orphan joke.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.