Joke jokes

Why was the booty so good at poker?

Because it always had a good PAIR.

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?

A. They call an AmBOOlance.

What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?

RHY-MANGO!

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

Telling jokes is snow problem.

The joke is me.

Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

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What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.