Joke

Joke Jokes

9/11

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

Language

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Time

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

Mom

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

Parrot

What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?

"Polly want a quacker!"

Worst joke ever.

Number

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

Image

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Mom

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

Ghost

Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?

A. They call an AmBOOlance.