Joke jokes

Your life is the best joke ever.

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Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.

Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.

My life is a joke.

Submit a joke :-)

Your love life.

How do orphan jokes start?

Checking your shoulder.

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

Straight people.

That's the joke.

Ok, here's a story about the church.

There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.

Orphan jokes? They protest.

Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.

My friend: Why?

Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

Can I tell you a cat joke?

Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.

JOKES

1. my life 2. pat as a cat.

These are ear-retcal jokes...

Fail.

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!

Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.