Joke jokes
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."