Joke jokes
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
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Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
My life is a joke.
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Why is Earth flat?
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.