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Joke Jokes
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Joke: Me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.