Joke

Joke Jokes

Hairline

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Body

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

Kid

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

Waste

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

Knock

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!

Dad

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

Animal

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

Smart ass

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.