Joke jokes
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
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Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Joke: Me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"