Joke

Joke jokes

Restaurant

We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.

I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"

Bar

A blind person walks into a bar.

Because they can’t see where they are going.

Skeleton

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

Duck

The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."

Hole

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

Zebra

What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!

Cannibal

Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?

His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

People

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

Bank

Why do you go to the bank?

To get money.

When do you run from the bank?

When the cops come.

Sister

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

Onion

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.