Joke jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"