Joke jokes
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
What is your summer name? Hot.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?