What goes moo? Cow.
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What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
