Joke jokes
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"