Joke jokes

Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.

She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

A blind person walks into a bar.

Because they can’t see where they are going.

Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?

His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.

Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?

Nobody knows!

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

What is your summer name? Hot.

What is yellow but can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"

We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.

I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"

Dad: 🦆

Kid: ?

Dad: 🦆🦆

Kid: Huh?

Dad: Ur too late...

Kid: WHAT!

Dad: .... GOOSE!

What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?

Nothing.

Hey, Mom, I am ugly.

"Facts," my mom says.

Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.