What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Joke Jokes
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
