Joke jokes
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Professor Poopypants!!!
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.