Joke jokes
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.