Joke

Joke jokes

Orphan

  • Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?

    Because they don't have a family to go with.

    Orphan

  • Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!

    They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sis

  • Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

    Mate

  • Two mates walk into a bar.

    Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"

    Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."

    Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"

    Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."

    Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"

    Man

  • Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.