Joke jokes
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Professor Poopypants!!!
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.