Joke

Joke jokes

Cat

What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?

An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.

Caesar

How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..

With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌

Weight

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Goat

Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?

Son goat: No, what?

Dad goat: Goat meat.

Son goat: *Gasps*

Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?

Because they don't have a family to go with.

TikTok

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

Horse

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

Sis

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

Orphan

Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!

They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shooter

When the school shooter finds you under the table,

"Wonderful weather we're having!"

Nuke

Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

Patrick: *picks up nuke*

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

Patrick: Yes.

Nuke: *boom*