Joke jokes
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
How did a blonde commit suicide?
She jumped from the basement window.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.