Joke jokes

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

Find Jaiden.

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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.

Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He forgot his eggs.

What do you call a funny cow?

A cowmedian.

*bowl of dark grapes*

Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

Friend 2: Black? Good one.

Friend 1: 21 at a time.

If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!

Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?

Because she wanted to join the Brownies.

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.

I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.

This joke is short... like your dick!

I was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit too EAR-itating.

Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.

Is your fridge running?

Why yes, it is!

Then you better go catch it!

I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To end his pain and suffering.

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

Person 1: "...."

Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."