Joke jokes
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.