Joke jokes
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."