Joke jokes
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
So, no head?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA