Joke jokes
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
A treatment joke.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.