Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?
Joke Jokes
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
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A dyslexic walks into a bra.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
