Joke jokes
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Very funny battery joke.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!