Joke jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.