Joke jokes

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).

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A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"

Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"

Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."

Brother:......

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?

An orange tree! :>

Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."

What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

What do you call a whore with a runny nose?

...Full!

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?

It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?

His lawnmower.

What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

What do you call your sister who only has one leg?

Ei-lean.