Joke jokes
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.