Joke jokes

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Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

A Brick can get laid.

Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.

Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.

Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

The suicide squad.

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.

These jokes suck!

What do you call a group of black people?

A hoodie.

Why was sis afraid of seven?

Cuz 7 ate 9.

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

Why was the stadium so cold?

Because of all its fans!

What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?

"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."

Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?

Because it was High School.

Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?

A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄