Joke jokes
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.