Joke jokes

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

Why do you keep repeating the same joke?

What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!

What do you call 6 gay men going to war?

Rainbow 6 Siege.

What, I am an autist..... Villads?

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"

Your dad.

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?

Seizure salad.

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

Wanna hear a joke?

Jesus being real.

What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.

Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

Dark humor is like a dad - not everyone gets it.