Joke jokes
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.