Joke jokes
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."