Joke jokes
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
What am I doing?
Your mom.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.