Joke jokes

This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.

Villager: KNOCK KNOCK

Steve: Who's there?

Villager: I'm not talking anymore.

Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one!

A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”

What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?

Durrrrrrrr.

Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?

Friends: No, what is it?

Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."

WTF 850 COMMENTS???

What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!

What's the worst joke you ever heard?

What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?

"You're the ying to my yang!"

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.

Sorry.

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.

I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...