Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
TommyInnit is a joke.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
