Joke jokes
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Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches, I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish!
Then there is a bear, he thinks if that fly drops six inches, that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish!
This huntsman also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps up, bear runs out, eats the fish. I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear.
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse, who also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps, bear runs, huntsman shoots,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket!!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile...
there’s This cat!!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches. Fish jumps up. Bear grabs the fish. Huntsman shoots the fucking bear,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE!!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat slips over him (stacks it) cat falls in the river...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet)
WALLOP... try remembering all that in A pub pissed. Xx
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."