Joke jokes
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.